All in Long-Ass Reads
Melodic death metal was both counterintuitive and inevitable.
Prog nerds were always part of the metal scene even if they didn't invent it.
Doomers are the abusive older brothers of emo bois. They’re also awesome.
You’ve read histories of black metal before, but here’s the nerdier version.
What if I told you boogeyman music was just the beginning for boogeymen?
Metal as a musical genre started in 1970, but metal as a way of life and a philosophy started right there.
If all ofther metal genres have Ozzy Osbourne for grandfather, power metal’s resident elder is Ronnie James Dio.
The Sunset Strip is a strange blip in metal history, but it’s not quite unconnected.
An apocryphal crash course in Black Sabbath and why they’re so foundational to metal history.
Welcome to the one stop shop for metal knowledge intended for normies.
An examination of why we once deeply loved Kevin Smith’s movies and why we stopped loving them so suddenly.
